today's recipe for insanity

Step One:
Take the 30"square quilting project and needle it until it resembles a somewhat flat piece of material. Call the company to answer your questions about the dimensions, then layer it until it's ready for quilting.

Step Two:
Crunch all the numbers in hopes of making them balance in the appropriate checkbook columns.

Step Three:
Combine straw bristles to the floor, then add the dust pan. Using cloth strings, lightly sprinkle with lysol water until all the tire tracks are gone.

Step Four: Add the dogs to the pen, separate the birds from their pen, and move the biddies from one "bowl" to the next.

Step Five: Combine a hundred other minute but important things, and hope the heat of the day cooks it adequately into a good mess.