it's not helping!

I will not start a new project until I've finished the two I'm currently doing..
I WILL not start a new project until I've finished the two I'm currently doing.
I will NOT start a new project until I've finished the two I'm currently doing.
I will not START (does this mean I can just think about one) a new project until I've finished the two I'm doing.
I will not start a NEW project (but can I work on another unfinished one?) until I've finished the 2 I'm doing.
I will not start a new PROJECT (may I should just say it's an activity) until I've finished the 2 I'm doing.
I will not start a new project until I've FINISHED (define finish) the 2 I'm doing.
I will not start a new project until I've finished the TWO (I've completed one, shouldn't I always have 3 going?)
I will not start a new project until I've finished the two I'm doing....

Sometimes resolutions just stink.