why I could never be a politician

Reasons why I could never be a politician:

1. My ads would offend people.
2. No one wants to hear about personal sacrifice and responsibility.  
3. Everyone wants to blame someone else and not admit we all have/had a role in the current place we're in.
4. I'm a pro.  (pro-life, pro-creator, pro-gun, pro-minimalist government, etc)
5. I'd probably tell some whining constituent to "build a bridge and get over it".
6. I'd tell the media if they really wanted to create news, then get active in their communities.
7. I'd offend my Christian base by adhering too closely to the "freedom to practice religion", including All religions, for Americans.
8. I'd offend my non-Christian voters by running my campaign/office the way I run my life...praying in the name of Jesus.
9. I'd actually have to small talk with people, which I hate.
10. Critics would drive me crazy commenting on my lack of "style" in hair and clothes.

In two weeks, all the nasty political ads will be over, my job for the year will be done, and life will move on.  But during these next two weeks, if you haven't voted, there's no better time like the present.